Apologies to the Masses

So I've been shockingly negligent in writing this blog, as per usual. For a while, I wasn't updating because I kept hoping I'd be heading for Salt Lake. As it turns out, I'm not going any time soon.

When I got home, my uncle died, and my parents headed to Scotland for the funeral. I sat on my progressively fatter and fatter ass for a while, and now I'm strongly considering heading back to DialAmerica, to make some cash while I'm here.

This means, I'm going to start getting up early to get on two busses, to go to Greentree, and sit at a desk with a computer with puppies and flowers for a background, and sit in one of lovely squashy rotating chairs that go up and down when you pull a lever, and begin every conversation with "Good afternoon, thank you for calling the Victoria's Secret credit card verification center" for hours a day! Voluntarily! Hooray for Pittsburgh!

-Rachael